Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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