This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize