so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
it was like eating out sand paper
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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