2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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