Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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