Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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