This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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