Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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