I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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