You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I will pee on everything he values.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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