I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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