dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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