Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
her vagine was all disorganized.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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