Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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