Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
