Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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