sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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