you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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