please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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