oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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