That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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