I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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