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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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