if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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