who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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