Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
