So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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