My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think my vagina is haunted
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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