he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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