Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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