no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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