: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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