you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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