Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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