You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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