what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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