Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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