Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm passing your future prison.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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