I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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