It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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