I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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