the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
My bed smells like the plague
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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