so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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