In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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