Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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