Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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