what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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