I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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