I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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