What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
PANTIES FOUND
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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