bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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