Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
we're so committed to being not committed
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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