She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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