I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Randomize
