She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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