I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
