If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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